Crazy Cat Lady

I'm terribly sorry for the lack of postings lately. I have only been on the internet long enough to check my three email accounts and respond to any necessary messages. Life has been picking up and time on the computer has been extremely brief. Since my last post I have turned 25, a quarter of a century. On my birthday everyone I talked to got this far off look in their eyes and began remembering where they were in life at my age... married, bought their first house, x amount of babies and on and on. I'm starting to wonder what qualifications are needed to be a crazy cat lady...
1. living alone
2. having at least one cat
3. spending most of your time with your cat
4. scheduling your day around not leaving your cat home alone for too long
5. when people are taking about their children your cat stories fit in the
conversation perfectly
6. You walk in the house proclaiming, "honey I'm home" to your cat
7. You spend more time in the cat isle deciding what the best food is than you do in
the grocery department finding food for yourself
8. A "girls night out" has become you and your cat on the couch eating ice cream and
watching chic flix
9. You spend more money on toys for your cat than entertainment for yourself because
when your cat's happy you're happy
10. and your favorite part of the day is climbing into bed and cuddling with your cat

Did I miss anything?